The "Let's Get Molested" Campaign

**crowd goin woohoo**
Oprah : " Hello and welcome to the Oprah Molestation Show, wow...You ppl are amazing...I was molested blablabla i was molested blablabla she was molested blablabla he was molested they were molested..........."

My friends, say hello to the molestation Queen Oprah...the Queen who has devastated the oh so innocent world of child molesters
there is a strange pattern i noticed yesterday,,,something very wierd, its all about the monopoly and $$$... oprah is a real $$$ freak..

the Queen was molested at a very early age..4 i guess and then at regular intervals...so sorry for the Queen... 2 minutes of silence please

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why was she molested? she isnt even remotely attractive.... what was in the mind of her molester....i wonder...Anyways ppl, back to the main topic, oops, havent even started yet,bah.

Our Queen was molested at a very early age, now she's a grown up woman, and she's most probably wearin pure 24carat gold panties. don't you think?

You still don't get it? Oh puhleez...loot at the title of the post.....anything? bah..
What i want to tell y'all is that our Queen got molested and now is a bling bling celebrity... now it's our turn, Let's Get Molested and become famous and rich, hence The "Let's Get Molested" Campaign. Our Queen is a very cunning lady, she knew that molestation was the only way to get famous, and rich. Our Queen is now a celeb and shes butt-fucking all the child molesters so there will be no molestation victims, i.e, no celebs, very cunning, shes headed for world domination, yeah yeah she looks very innocent, but looks can be deceptive, specially of a molestation victim..beware..

Its about time...LET'S GET RICH...LET'S GET FAMOUS...LET'S GET MO MO MO MOLESTED

LEGAL NOTICE : THIS POST IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO HARM THE FEELINGS OF THE QUEEN, one more thing... I DONT WANNA GO TO JAIL FOR THIS POST. THE QUEEN IS EVIL, GOD BLESS AMERICA FOR THE INTERNET, I GOT FREEDOM OF SPEECH, I DONT WANNA GO TO JAIL... :(