Friday, June 13, 2008

Dreameth Cometh Trueth

I want these things.
God, be nice to me ^_^

1. Gibson SG Guitar

Used by many famous guitarists. Used by my Guitar God, Daran Malakian of SOAD/SoB.
Mahogany body and neck. This thing is saax. I wants. $800 :S

2. Jackson KVX10 X King V Electric Guitar

The shreddy look XD
Alder body, duncan design humbuckers, 3 way pickup switch, bolt-on neck, 24 jumbo frets, $500, droooooolz.

3. Xbox 360

Not boasting, but I ownz many gaming consoles. Not this one though. So I wantz.

4. Royal Enfield Thunderbird

Elegance. This "cruiser" makes me go la la la. Avenger and Enticer are suxx. This is the real thing.

5. Mitsubishi Galant 2001

I want to buy this car, and modify it. This car was meant for modding, only. ^_^
Replace the headlights with circular BMW lights. Omg how cool!
Spoiler, 27inchers, sideskirts, front and rear bumper, neon. Omg omg omg!

6. Maruti Swift

For some reason, I totally love this car. Whenever I look at it, I think about neons, vinyls, carbon hoods, bumpers, spoilers. Glossy black body paint, black tints, black alloys, red neon, underhood neon, red speedometer. ^_^

7. Dodge Viper SRT10 Coupe 2006

Thanks to Need For Speed :D
Been in love with this car for I don't know how long!

8. Lamborghini Countach 1982

Countach over Diablo, anyday.

9. Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z 1988

Epic + Retro = Camaro IROC-z

10. Ferrari F40

Epic win.

Saturday, June 07, 2008

iGot LOLED, again :S

Yes, so my orkut profile is functional now. Bad Orkut server. No doughnuts for Orkut x(

Friday, June 06, 2008


Grandma wakes me up. Friends at door. They tell me to get ready cos we gotta go and check out a few gyms. I get ready, no breakfast, and tell grandma and aunt that im going with friends to check out a few gyms. I go out, and they say "Why are you all dressed up? Where are you going?" It was all a joke. :|
These 2 guys are my only real friends here. I laugh it off. They go, and instead of going back home I go to a nearby ice cream parlour, sit their for an hour, eat some, and then back home.

Turn on my PC, watch a few music vids, and then, I delete the "pawn" folder. 10gbs of prOn, all gone. It feels good. Very good.

I get an email from X. Now, X is my very good friend. My first female orkut friend. We've known each other for over an year now. So umm, I get to know that her best friend of 15years has committed suicide and she's dead. X is a very sensitive girl. I feel so helpless. There's nothing I can do to make her feel good. I can't even begin to imagine what she's going through.

I come to know that my mom isn't doing well, diabetes and all. 5000kms away, I feel so helpless, again...

For the next 3 hours, I try to sleep, but I can't.

I open Orkut, click on Login, and the next thing I know, my Orkut has been suspended, my "home", gone..
I open Facebook, click on login, and this is what I get - "Your account has been deactivated"
I get an email from a guy "Lol I hacked your account and deactivated it haha" :|

7pm onwards
Numb and idle. Don't know what to do, where to go. Luckily, one friend comes online on yahoo. I get an sms from him. Someone cares. I keep clicking on Inbox. Maybe someone will mail. Sadly, no one does.

Head down, I think about X, her friend, mom, Orkut and Facebook, it all seems like a joke. But as I slowly accept this bitter truth, I get this weird sinking feeling.

God has been very funny today. I know He's testing me and my patience. I won't curse Him. I won't question Him. Everything happens for our own good.

As I type, I realize that I have no one to talk to, no one to call or sms to.

"God, are you reading this?"
There's only one thing I want right now, and I'd do anything for it.
I want to hug someone and cry my heart out. Even if it's in my dreams, i'll be more than happy.
I miss my mom.
I miss my dad.
I miss my best friend.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

I don't know what to do.
I have no where to go.
I'm numb...

iGot LOLED :/

"Other Issues Signing in: Unable to access a Google product

Your access to this Google product has been suspended because of a perceived violation of either the Google Terms of Service or a product-specific Terms of Service. Google reserves the right to suspend a Google Account from using a particular product or the entire Google Accounts system if the Terms of Service or product-specific policies are violated. Google also has the right to terminate your account at any time, for any reason, with or without notice. If your Google Account has been disabled, please review the relevant Terms of Service before attempting to create another account.

You may review the Google Terms of Service at; for specific product guidelines, please visit the homepage of each Google product you're interested in for a link to its Terms of Service."

My Orkut account has been suspended. Omgwtflol XD
I'll make a new one now >_>
Someone hacked my facebook account and deactivated it! Omgwtflol XD

My real virtual world is gone.
Ok, i'm screwed :|

Monday, June 02, 2008


PIYC, pronounced as "Pik", stands for Piss In Your Chaddi. Derived by the one who should not be named, it is used when a person sees, touches, witnesses, feels etc etc anything that's insanely awesome and out of this world, and which literally makes him/her/him+her piss in him/her/him+her chaddi.
(For international users, chaddi = underwear)

For instance..

"Omgwtf! That band is so PIYC! (PIK)"
"Waaooww! She's so PIYC!"
"You heard that album? It's so PIYC."

And yes, please do mention the name of the one who should not be named whenever you use this gr1m and kvlt term.

This post is so PIYC.

prOn + Vodafone = prOnofone

Yes, so liek when you activate EDGE/GPRS on Vodafone, you keep getting links in your inbox, as in, Free pics, wallpapers, ringtones and all. That's cool. Liek fEr ReAl >_>

A few months ago, I accessed an "adult" site on my cell, and since then I have been receiving "kinky links". For instance.

Haseen nazaron ka luft uthaye apne mobile..Click kare *link*

Bollywood Queens
All Bollywood Queens photos and ringtones! Click on link *link*

Sizzling Models for your mobile! Click on link *link*

Phoren Item (Phoren, seriously, it was PHOREN)
Andaz hai PHOREN ITEM ka nirala, banaye inhe kare *link*

Rangeeli hasinao ko download karne keliye click kare *link*

Pamela Anderson (Got this 5 times, don't know what's with Vodafone and Pamela)
Pamela Anderson's unlimted FREE photos on your mobile for 1 hour! Click on link *link*

Cheer Girls
Cheer girls se sajaye apne mobile ko. Click kare *link*

Sometimes, I get religious links too :/

Vodafone tracks you. They even read your messages! I came to know this from an insider. Umm, ok, my cousin works there. And since the day she has told me about this, I stopped visiting kinky sites :S

Vodafone owns me :(


A few days ago, I had this conversation with a friend.

Me : Oyeeeee
Him : Hola! Sup?
Me : Nothing much, how come you onlien today?
Him : Jlt.
Me : Jlt?
Him : Lol dude Jlt.
Me : :/
Him : Omg! Noob, you don't know JLT?
Me :
*more pwnage*

And I got a scrap from a friend.

"Nothing much, jlt."

So what exactly is JLT?
JLT means Just Liek That. How cool eh? And I did not know :/
Now JLT could also mean, umm, John Loves Toys.
Or maybe Jamaica Loves Tutankhamen.
This is so cool.
How about LOL?
Love Of Lemons, Love Of Lizards, Lizards On Lemons, Loving Obese Ladies, Lots Of Licking.

How about LMAO?
Leave Me Alone Ok, Lend My Ass Out, Linux My Antichrist Overlord, Labeling My Aristocratic Orangutans.

How about OMFG?
Old Mens Fiery Genitals, Obese Motherly Funky Giraffe, Old Mexicans Found Germany.

Really Old Fat Lusty Witch Ate Forty Five Little Edible Sausages!

Omgwtflol! XD
Uncyclopedia is roxx.

4,2 and .............6

Yes. 4,2 and ......................6
I don't know, but I got this weird thinger for the numbers 4,2 and............6, since I don't know when.
4 seems liek a hot female, 2 a cool dude, and 6 an evil pervert.
So, I want 4 and 2 to always be together. Not 4 and 6.
Hence, I hate the numbers 46,64,146,164 and so on. And I love the numbers 24,42,124,142 and so on. 1 is neutral, and gay.
It always seems liek 6 is evil, and is always harassing 4, and 2 always tries to protect 4.
I totally love the number 426 >_<